Carbon Offsets inspire Infidelity Offsets
In a spoof of carbon offseting, a couple of wise-guy British lads created a website called CheatNeutral.com where individuals prone to infidelity can go and pay someone else to be faithful, thus, not increasing the total amount of heartbreak in the world.
(Now, if we could just get a hard cap on the amount of heartbreak permitted in the world, I'm sure a cap-and-trade program would allow the free market to quickly whittle the amount of infidelity in the world down to the bare minimum necessary.)
The idea of carbon offsetting has taken a lot of hits in recent years, but this has got to be the funniest. Their YouTube video is hilarious:



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I guess this is vaguely
I agree with Julian. I would
Totally free carbon offsets
Julian and Taylor, I think
I absolutely agree,
We need lots of dialog about
For all you offset haters out
Thanks for your comments
One more thing … Both
One more thing …
Both Mark's and ProfAbbott's comments perpetuate the myth that offset purchasers are living extravagant, carbon-intensive lifestyles and refuse to take even basic steps to reduce their emissions. I'm sure this is true in some cases, but it certainly isn't necessarily true. I suspect that most voluntary offset purchasers are well-meaning individuals who have already taken significant steps to reduce their own emissions and just want to mitigate the emissions they are unable to avoid.
A survey of customers by offset retailer, Terrapass, appears to back up my suspicion. The survey found that Terrapass customers were significantly greener in their personal lives than the average American. Admittedly, this survey was conducted by an offset retailer and so could be seen as self-interested, but it matches my experiences, and common sense for that matter. If you don't care enough about global warming to take steps to reduce your emissions – many of which save money – you certainly aren't likely to go out of your way to pay money to offset your emissions.
It is peculiar to me that offset critics see purchasing offsets as a way of avoiding responsibility. How is it that people who are going out of their way and paying money in an attempt to negate the consequences of their emissions are dodging responsibility? Are people who don't offset their emissions are somehow taking more responsibility for their pollution?
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